I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
barbara walters just said penis...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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