That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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