Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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