Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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