my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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