): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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