remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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