i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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