The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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