I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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