I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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