i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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