omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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