Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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