Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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