I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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