nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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