Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I checked into jail on foursquare
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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