Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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