Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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