I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i think my mom watched the whole time
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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