You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize