There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
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Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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