I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
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That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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