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(828): View more from North Carolina

All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.

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(828): All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU. http://tfl.nu/f6ai

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It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.

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I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey

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(607): It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit. (1-607): I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey http://tfl.nu/q7g1

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yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.

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yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.

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(765): yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker. (1-765): yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married. http://tfl.nu/4wae

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(407): View more from Florida

If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you

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(407): If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you http://tfl.nu/r9im

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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...

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(517): Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions... http://tfl.nu/wg6s

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on

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(864): I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on http://tfl.nu/cdph

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(214): View more from Texas

did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?

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(214): did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night? http://tfl.nu/w8rd

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(260): View more from Indiana

Vodka is such a love hate relationship.

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Truer words have never been spoken.

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(260): Vodka is such a love hate relationship. (661): Truer words have never been spoken. http://tfl.nu/p042

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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.

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(434): He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears. http://tfl.nu/acnv

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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.

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(860): Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise. http://tfl.nu/z4y1

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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.

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(778): i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card. http://tfl.nu/h3qh

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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.

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(814): The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out. http://tfl.nu/7070

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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.

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(847): Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before. http://tfl.nu/p6ld

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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that

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How awkward

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Yeah it's pretty fucked up

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(214): They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that (972): How awkward (214): Yeah it's pretty fucked up http://tfl.nu/97bk

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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.

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(208): dont eat that thats our sex nutella. http://tfl.nu/y04n

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