new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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