In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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