I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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