I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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