Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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