have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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