p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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