i will never coherently bang her
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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