Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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