I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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