like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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