Don't you send me to vm
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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