Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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