just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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