Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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