How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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