billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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