so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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