bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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