careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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