I'm jealous of your bromance
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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