Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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