there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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