yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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