I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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